
Baby Not on Board: A Celebration of Life without Kids
This fun and hilariously-illustrated guide irreverently compares the lives of childless-by-choice couples to those who have decided to reproduce. Features include a quiz designed to determine if you’re ready to make the big announcement to family and friends; “earnest,” “witty,” and “end of conversation” sample responses to the inevitable question of why you refuse to become a parent; and tips for effectively handling OPCs (Other People’s Children.) If you’re interested in opting out of offspring production yourself, or merely curious about how anyone could make that controversial decision, this book is for you!


This sounds good! Can I borrow it?
Of course! I apologize in advance for the already-filled-out quizzes.